After rereading my last post, looking back at what has become of the Slashdot discussion that set it off, I noticed a link to fuckchristmas.org. The main thrust was against the FOX News personalities fighting to Save Christmas. Now, as I've said, I don't think the alleged perpetrators of the War on Christmas are doing anything wrong, but this guy is hilarious. He simultaneously asserts that (a) there is no War on Christmas -- he backs this up with links and stuff -- and (b) Christmas is not a Christian holiday.
What's funny is his expletive-ridden delivery, which can basically be summarized as follows: There's no (fucking) war on Christmas (assholes!). You're making it all (the fuck) up so you can pretend to be (fucking) heroes defending the oppressed Christian (bullshit) "minority". And besides, how can you (fucking dumbass) Christians justify getting so (fucking) worked up over something that's not even a Christian holiday?! You're really deluding yourself when you say you want to celebrate Christmas, because you're really celebrating Yule. Your (fucking asshole) Christian forebears just ripped off that whole holiday, (fucking ridiculous) traditions and all, and repackaged it under a new (bullshit) name. How can a war on Christmas, especially since there isn't any, bother you (assholes) who have no (fucking) business celebrating it at all? December 25th is not a (fucking) Christian holiday, and if you had any (fucking) knowledge of the (fucking) history of your (pathetic shitty) religion you wouldn't give a (fucking) damn about it. It totally ridiculous that you want to celebrate Christmas anyway, so shut (the fuck) up. War on Christmas my ass!
Hilarious, but not exactly a compelling argument, in the end, that there is no animosity against Christmas in the world.
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